I am a bad person for not posting in the longest time, despite strict instructions to drink lots and write more. Ah well, I’ll take my lashes. What I’m about to do more than makes up for my tardiness. Here are my tasting notes:
- My word, it looks just like Lucozade!
- That colour could blind someone… it’s like a day-glo sweet’n’sour sauce!
- It smells like cough syrup!
- I don’t actually want to put this in my mouth! Do I have to?
- It is utterly sickly, like the sweetest dime-store orangeade you could ever buy
- With added extra high-fructose corn syrup
I’ve had one mouthful, and I feel cheap. And dirty. My penance is done. Into the sink with it… what a waste of $1.20 (approx.)
JBB6 Rating: Not Even For Free